How To Extort Your Friends In Three Easy Steps

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Author: Tumble_Weed
Posted on 08/02/2004
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In this Instructional article we intend to inform you on the finest and most efficient ways to extort your “friends” and also we will help you to become rich quickly and easily. This article is written step by step to help you get the most out of this instructional guide and also the most (money) out of your friends.

Things you will need:

-A lack of money
-A friend (preferably an easily expendable and trusting one)
-A talent for proficient untruth fabrication

Please note: For the duration In this article your “friend” will be referred to as “Victim 1”, any subsequent victims should be ordered sequentially, i.e. “Victim 2” and “Victim 3”, this will create an easy reference

Method:

Step 1: Find a friend who trusts you. Unless you’re one of those silly moralistic types who believe it is wrong to take advantage of people who you know well.

For those people outlined in the previous paragraph we recommend you find a weak, easily influenced person who trusts people easily. Talk to this person and befriend them; tell them all about yourself (the less accurate information, the better)

Remember: It is imperative to disclose a falsified Address, Phone Number and Email!

Step 2: Once you and Victim 1 have gotten to know each other ask them to tell you a story about their worst moment in their life or a moment in their life when something bad has happened. After the story most likely he will then ask you about your worst experience, tell them that you are having financial problems after both your parents died in a nasty accident, and that the last few weeks have been the worst time in your entire life. This should get them reaching into their wallets sympathetically in no time.

Of course you are free to invent your own type of story, this is merely a suggestion. If you can come up with a story which will gain their sympathy more successfully then you are soon on the track at being a qualified con-man

Step 3: After you have received the money from Victim 1 explain why you must leave town for an undisclosed period of time. Since you have given them all false information there will be no way to track you down when they realize that you only conned them into giving you money.

Happy money hunting, folks!

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