Mail Bag #3

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Author: JonathanOfDrain
Posted on 11/11/2006
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Another mail thing. I need more questions to shoot these out more often. If you enjoy it please send me a BMS, an IM or even an e-mail.

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hoose any of the following. I just came up with them on the spot.

1. If losl and Ramza had a fight with Zeph judging, who'd win the fight?
2. Rumor has it that Morpheus is your secret zombie minion... is that true?
3. Is it possible for a guy to break his wanger, and if so, how can he fix it?
4. What's the square root of pie?
5. Was it one of your zombies that RPGV claims has raped Ashley?
6. Is God really a myth, or is he closer than anyone can ever imagine?
7. Who or what are you most afraid of?
8. In your opinion, which tastes better: monkey, or dog liver?

1.Zeph would make some outlandish claim that it was a tie. Following the "rules" Ramza and losl would have to turn into Zeph's penis, the same way Kirby could. By pressing A then Down. While losl would try to create some code around it Ramza would simply press Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A and win.

2.No.

3.Yes it is! It's a very painful thing and will cause a man to point more towards one direction when well you know. This is a way around it... sexaul healing is the way. Just ask Marvin Gaye, he used to be a leper and another leper banged him and the two recovered. All limbs grew back and they continued to bang. Actaully he didn't break it. But umm ....a friend of mine.... did. He rolled on his bed with an impressive erection. It broke, time took care of it. My penis doesn't even have an obvious bias for which side it points to.

4.A bad joke.

5.o, I hardly control zombies. Besides that was a Ganados that totally raped the bitch.

6.I can't answer this question because of a non-disclosure agreement I have with someone. On a side note me and someone you happen to be interested in knowing about play mini-golf the 1st Sunday of every month.

7.Nothing... pistachios. Either that or some other crazy nut.

8.Neither, they both have a very gamey taste. Too gamey if I must say so.

I think it's time that I share some interesting facts about what happens in #blade2k

1. Drunkbot isn't a bot.

2. Sometimes we practice unscrambling words with more than 10 characters. Srtueepnxdei is decoded to be Expenditures.

3. We talk about conspiracy theories.

4. UT and I discuss old episodes of Friends. We both love Joey.

5. Mystic used to give us talks about sex. We're all grateful for all the advice we've recieved.

6. I pass secret codes around built a songs duration number. So Wrapped around your finger would be 5:12 or E:L

7. We have bi-monthly Maple Story interventions for Ramza.

8. We talk about anime. Well they do, I don't.

9. Some really cool people talk about their current projects and secretly hand out demos for feedback.

10. Everyone on #blade2k is a handsome walking awesasaurus.

11. I'm a wordsmith and create words.

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