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Ten ways to get yourself banned from B2K

Reading Article Author: Agent_47 Posted on 12/25/2005 A wholly unnecessary guide

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10. Swear like a drunken sailor in forums (well known members of B2K are exempt from banning for this).

9. Talk about the **************************************** Edited by staff for unknown reasons

8. Insult MS in front of Ramza.

7. Score with a staffer\'s sister(s) and/or brother(s) or both for extra banning (if that even exists).

6. Rig a match of the B2K member battle... and not do a good job doing it.

5. Intercept Losl\'s checks so the site loses funding.

4. Spam the members of B2k via e-mail addresses on the member list.

3. Hack into the site and un-ban all banned members... then sit around and think about how in 5 minutes you will get banned yourself.

2. Post hardcore porn in non uber secret 1137 topics.

1. Post gay porn... anywhere.