10 Ways to Make a Name for Yourself on Blade2k

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Author: Agent_47
Posted on 12/09/2005
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10 ways to make a name for yourself on Blade2k (not proven)

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0: Create a moderate-good game, repeat until people know your name.

9: Submit reviews of moderate-good games praising people on their mastery of RM or GM.

8: Submit scathing reviews of poor-excellent games insulting the makerā€™s talent, sexual preference, and/or any other thing you can think of that will enrage people.

7: Spam, spam, and spam A LOT more.

6: Reach 2000 posts through use of method #7.

5: Reach 9999 posts by hacking into Blade2k.

4: Give everybody $100 and a cookie.

3: Stalk a well known member of Blade2k (may include a prison sentence and/or restraining order).

2: Initiate a coup of the current leadership of Blade2k, get crushed, banned and mocked in future discussions.

1: Program Loslā€™s server to kill him and take his place (may include death sentence and/or life imprisonment if you mention it ever).

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