Words of Wisdom

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Author: Archangel
Posted on 11/15/2005
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A few quick tips on surviving the drudgery and torment of life

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hese are a few quick tips on surviving the drudgery and torment of life:

1) When in doubt, BS.

2) If you don't think it's butter, don't taste it to find out.

3) Remember to duck.

4) Muttering under your breath about "getting them" and keeping revenge lists tends to get you in trouble with the local police.

5) Few problems can't be solved by high explosives.

6) Keep all things out of context, it's funnier to see people get angry that way.

7) My priorities: Site, school, country, God (in that order).

8) Any working day will be a bad day unless you make it good.

9) Follow the rules whenever possible. Technical violations will always knock you down in the after-action report.

10) Don't forget to write!

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