The Perverts Guidebook

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Author: Devinfire
Posted on 08/04/2004
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The best advice to be found about being a pervert.

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llright, so you're a pervert, and you like what you do. But you got caught whacking off? Parents found your porn stash? In this article, you will learn the secrets of the master pervert himself.

A-Whacking off securely

1-Make sure the door is closed, and locked, and if there is no lock, be sure to barricade the door with a chair or something big.

2-If you have windows, pull the blinds down.

3-Although messy at times, DO NOT UNZIP PANTS! One of the most important rules.

4-Do it at night, when nobody is awake or at the house.
Follow these rules, and you shouldn't get caught.

Sure, you may be able to get off safer, but what about keeping your computer safe? Many of the porn sites out there are nortorious for spyware and popups. To block the popups, and many other problems, I reccomend using the Mozilla Firefox browser- http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/
If you have spyware or keyloggers on your computer, either download Ad-aware or Spybot-SnD. They can be found at--
Ad-Aware- http://www.lavasoftusa.com/software/adaware/
Spybot- http://www.safer-networking.org/en/index.html
Also, when viewing dirty sites, only click on links you think look reliable.

B-Hiding your porn stash effectively

1-For your porn files on your computer, put them onto a CD-R, or if your computer doesn't have a CD burner, many floppy disks.

2-For hiding Video tapes and DVDs, you can either hide them under your bed, in a closet behind some boxes, or you can hide them in a remote location away from the house.

Following these simple guidelines will help you keep your perverted actions a secret to Everybody.

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