Gary Bag #2

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Author: Gary
Posted on 08/02/2004
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Eating cheese before sleeped causes your balls to disintergrate

First, a submition from the ever famous Tumble_weed:

101 things you can do with a peanut

1. Jump on it
2. Juggle it
3. Fart on it
4. Throw it at someone
5. Stick it in your ear
6. Sketch it
7. Talk to it
8. Play basketball with it
9. Play soccer with it
10. Balance it on your nose
11. Play tug of war with it
12. Stare at it
13. Befriend it
14. Toilet train it
15. Bomb it
16. Sit on it
17. Throw noodles at it
18. Microwave it
19. Freeze it
20. Put each half on either side of the world
21. Sing it a song
22. Have a funeral for it
23. Make it a house
24. Give it a peanut family
25. Give it a peanut kingdom
26. Give it its own universe
27. Give it a bath
28. Glue it to the wall
29. Shoot it at someone
30. Make it a suit
31. Step on it
32. Teach it mahjongg
33. Bury it
34. Feed it to an ant
35. Shoot it with a gun
36. Feed it to some starving Ethiopians
37. Teach it to break dance
38. Give it its own religion
39. Give it its own TV show
40. Put it on a rocket and sent it to the moon
41. Teach it algebra
42. Use it as a paper-weight
43. Blow it up
44. Paint it
45. Shrink it
46. Pump it up
47. Give it steroids
48. Turn it into a strawberry
49. Play chess with it
50. Burn it
51. Smell it
52. Fry it
53. Assassinate it
54. Give it wings
55. Deep fry it
56. Feed it spinage
57. Put it in plastic
58. Sell it
59. Kidnap it
60. Abuse it
61. Put it in a hole in the wall
62. Exchange it for a washing machine
63. Give it an opening ceremony
64. Give it an antenna
65. Give it a car
66. Put it in a sausage
67. Make peanut juice
68. Drink the peanut juice
69. Make it disappear
70. Give it a sock
71. Grin at it
72. Put it in a meat pie
73. Put it under someone’s pillow
74. Put it in a sausage bacon and egg McMuffin
75. Name it
76. Put it in someone’s bed
77. Give it a cook book on how to eat peanuts
78. Take its shell
79. Impale it
80. Talk to it in Chinese
81. Make a statue of it
82. Bribe it
83. Save its life
84. Bin it
85. Yell at it
86. Put it in a mason jar and pickle it
87. Smoke it
88. Run over it
89. Hang, draw and quarter it
90. Give it an IQ test
91. Boil it
92. Make it a spaceship
93. Play hackiesack with it
94. Give it a jetpack
95. Speak slowly and loudly to it
96. Make it appear
97. Make it put on weight
98. Kill it
99. E-mail it
100. Serve it for dinner
101. Eat it

Garys guide to E-mailing Gary stuff :D
1) Grab a pen and a pencil
2) Put down pen and pencil in ordally fashion
3) Turn On PC
4) Connect to th3e internet (dail-up users only)
5) Sign into your E-mail account (Passwords are case sensitive)
6) Goto compose E-mail
7) In the send to box, place: GaryB2k@hotmail.com
8) In main box write a question, rant, argument, send something funny or anything else to do with Blade2k
9) Give the E-mail a title
10) Click send (Using mouse)
11) Disconnect (dail-up users only)
12) Shut down PC
13) Pick up a pen, pencil and ruler
14) Place pen and pencil on ground usuing as little movment as possible making sure they do not hurt the floors feelings
15) Throw ruler at head
16) Take medicine tablets and vodka

Gary rants about: People who belive that technology causes violence

Ok, ok. These people may have a point, well. I tried to think of one but i just can't. How can Violence in a video game or a movie cause a person to go round killing innocent people?! Firstly they decided to blame Movies and games, but they started to lose. Next on the list was Rap/Rock music, apparntly you listen to some people swearing and talking about doing violent things would make a person go kill some people. I don't really get the point they are trying to prove. Then they gave up on that (well i havnt heard much for a bit) then they try from the beggining again, Video Games. How could something that is built for pleasure cause one to be voilent to others? I suppose one day I'll turn on my PS2 and play Final Fantasy 10, i lose badly at blitzball, get pissed off, grab a knife and stab my cat! Yeah, believable right? I thought not. Voilence is caused by a persons upbring, a dramatic experience or mabye bullying. Those are some things that cause it. These people that are blaming Video games, music and movies really need to think about what there saying, play some games, watch some movies, listen to some rap and get a job.

The words
Singular Orgasm

RPGVirtuoso gave me a mind blowing question:
Errrrrrrr... Why do dogs bark?

Answer: Toughy. Well now, dogs ... bark ... because ... they hate everything. When a dog barks its screaming at you "GODDAMN FUCKING TWAT JUST GIVE ME SOME TIME ALONE TO MAKE CHILDREN WITH YOUR FUCKING LEG FOR ONCE YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!"

Losl gave the question:
Gary What do you think of roms?

Answer: AARGRGGHHHH FUCKING ROMS I LOVE 'EM! Well, i did. Took up alot of room when i became a rom-whore i got rid of them eventually but now i've started liking them again and they are so hard to find ;_;. Which is helped by Blade2k.

Ramza came out one day and told me about his adventures in wonderland, then he asked me:
If a train leaves new jersey at 4:00am going 20 mph. Does anybody care?

Answer: Since two trains left new jersey, one at 4:10 at 10mph and the other at 3:50 at 30mph i think yes. Also, the world will end.

Then he asked me:

If a tree falls in the woods on britney spears ... does anyone care?

Answer: I highly doubt it 

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