Gary Bag #1

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Author: Gary
Posted on 08/02/2004
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Get offeneded by this and die. Its not meant to be politicaly correct!

Gary gets angry over the subject about: Football/Soccer
Football, the great sport. I love football, of course i could be talking about either American Football, or 'real' Football. Known to Americans as ... Soccer. Soccer, what the hell does soccer stand for? Football, its got to do with feet, and balls. Soccer on the other hand, WHAT THE HELL DOES SOCCER MEAN!? IS IT SOME KIND OF JOKE AMERICANS MADE TO PISS US ENGLISH OFF!? Ok, they steal the word football (hey, we had it first) and somehow belived they could change our beutiful name of football into soccer! HOW COULD THEY!? So now everything just got a bit more confusing, when talking to friends on the net, American friends.Ś I'm like "Oh, footie's a great sport" they reply "What the hell is footie ai?" "FOOTBALL" "Oh football, we don't use the term footie, preatty faggy WTF? LOL! way of putting it" "What? Are we talking about the same thing here?" "Yeah, football" "..." "What?" "You're talking about american Football arn't you?" "Of course, what other kind of football is there?" "WHAT!? YOU!!! GODDAMN!!! TAKING THE PISS OR SOMETHING!?!" "Oh, i think you mean 'soccer'" "NO! FOOTBALL! F-O-O-T-B-A-L-L!" "Ok then. Well, did you see the superbowl last year, it fucking rocked man!" "..." "what?" ";_;!!!!" Ś So, simply put. You stole our name America ... you stole it! YOU STOLE IT FROM A GREAT SPORT PLAYED ALL OVER THE FRICKEN' WORLD AND USED IT, USED IT WITHOUT OUR CONSENT FOR SOME AVERAGE RATE AMERICAN ONLY GAME OF HANDBALL! THATS WHAT IT SHOULD BE CALLED!!! THEY USE THERE BLEEDING HANDS MORE THAN THERE FEET! CHANGE IT TO HANDBALL! HANDBALL FOR GODS SAKE! HHAANNDDBBAALLLL!!!!!

Gary gets suggested to talk about: Canadian Military
Canadians, they ... they live north of America, the country that gave us ... Gave us fat people. It is full of snow, and they have a smaller military than France! Yes, FRANCE! All France have is a tank and a guy that wears rags as clothes that uses a bag of potatos as a weapon, So I'm guessing the Canadians have just a guy in rags weilding a potato, plus the guy is cold cause of all the snow and cold weather (Damn that guy must have a small manhood). In fact, I could invade Canada with a spudgun and RULE CANADA! Although i won't because I don't have a spudgun. What i don't get is why havn't some crappy country like Alaska (well its bleeding big enough to be one) just go in, say to the Canadain Prime Minister or King or something and say: "I'm having your country ok?" The leader of Canada would'nt have a choice, he'd just have to surrender and become a snow farmer. My message to all the countrys is to goto Canada, run away from the guy with the potato and steal thier country! I'll give Ł20,000 to the first person to do this and to call it Garyland.

Gary's 10 step guide to scraping your n00b status

1) Use Capital Letters, full stops (a period) and correct grammer.
2) DONt Do HalF YoUR WoRdS iN CApS Or FULL WORDS IN CAPS.
3) Learn how to spell correctly.
4) Only use more than one Exclaimation mark in extreme surcumptances.
5) Never ask for help in a chatroom even if its name is #rm2khelp.
6) Always read tutorials before asking around.
7) Never use OMFG or OMG unless you really mean it.
8) Don't talk leet.
9) You don't own anyone or anything. You may think so, BUT YOU DO NOT!
10) And remember, not everyone on the net is from America.

Gary's guide on soap operas
Don't watch soap opera's

Gary: "For some reason or another J_dr sent me porn"

The hint
Ramza991: hey
Ramza991: what do you think you're doing!?
Gary8pie: ?
Gary8pie: making babies with 6 wifes :-D
Ramza991: I thought so
Gary8pie: X)
Ramza991: less than 7 wives means you're shitty in bed
Ramza991: take a hint

The word
Confuzzling

Q & A
Question from Reines a.k.a. Devinfire
Simple question. Are you ever gonna restart Space Convicts? You better, it was one of the few funny rm2k games around.

Answer: lol, thanks. I might remake it for Rm2k3 in the future but until then (if it ever comes) I'm just gonna have to say no. :(. Sorry.

Question from Ramza
Why do people cheat at games?

Answer: Ah good 'ol cheats. I never cheat unless i get stuck at a game and just simply cannot do it or I rent the game out and want everything now X). Other people ... well screw them they smell of CHEESE for cheating! DONT CHEAT!

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