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Author: JonathanOfDrain
Posted on 08/06/2006
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Hello, my question is...
If you gave Mac Gyver a rubber band, a fork, a spoon, some cloth and a bottle of vodka, could he prevent Mystic from getting naked? (If yes, explain how)

-The UT

Dear UT,
I this was a question on an important test that my life depended on I'd say no. Fortunatley it isn't! But to be honest few things can stop Mystic's naked getting routine. Many countries have been trying diplomacy for years and many attempts have failed. Ofcourse MacGyver would be all cool about it and have plenty of time to plan! It'd work better if he didn't have time to plan. His instincts are better than his brains. Yes, he has multiple brains. Most of them are for show. Back to the point, MacGyver would do it. MacGyver would quickly look around the party room after hearing Mystic threaten to take off his pants and with lightning speeds he'd shoot the fork into Mystic's leg with the elastic. That'd buy him some time to pour some vodka into Mystic's mouth. By now Mystic would be drunk or atleast buzzed. He'd place a spoon in his hand and then put the cloth over his face ans secure it with the rubber band.
This could only prevent Mystic from removing his clothes this time. It won't stop him permanently.

#2
Who would win in a fight between Godzilla and Gamera the Invincible?

Which is better, chocolate pie or chocolate cake?

What is your fascination with zombies?

Red haired germans or Asians? (an old poll from v3 which losl rigged the answer to XD)
-God

Ok let's make this one quick, I need to check on my chocolate pie-cake.

Gamera would easily win. I know Godzilla is more popular in the states but that'd be his downfall. Godzilla or Big G as I call him, would be too busy with posing that he'd get mauled by Gamera. Gamera can fly at Mach 3! He also eats missles. Not to mention how much Legion ass he kicked.

I'd say they are one of those things that are best combined. E-mail me for the recipe.

My fascination with zombies? Well zombies are like Jesus... kind of. They're attacked and then killed. Then rise from the dead.
I guess it's a religious thing. Or the fact that they have some really amazing colors and textures that intrest me as an artist. I also think robots are pretty neat because of their zombie qualities.

I'd say they are one of those things that are best combined. E-mail me for the recipe.

#3

I had about a whole day to think so here are my suggestions,

Things that I think would be usefull to put in:
Important things happening on blade2k [contests and other important events].
Perhaps photo's of important members, Things that have been in the news recently and might be interesting.

That's all I've thought about so far,
Hope it's usefull,

Nightblade

Hi Nightblade,
How are you?

None of these are really questions so I can't really answer them.. unless..

[edit]
I had about a whole day to think so here are my suggestions,

Things that I think would be usefull to put in?:
Important things happening on blade2k [contests and other important events]?
Perhaps photo's of important members, Things that have been in the news recently and might be interesting?

That's all I've thought about so far?
Hope it's usefull?

?Nightblade?
[/edit]

Hi Nightblade,
Wow thanks for all these amazing questions.
Citrus always makes the taste intresting when you put it in things. I suggest you do that.
Not much is happening right now, the staff is hard at work on fixing stuff and we've been realyl busy with arranging an intervention for Ramza and his Maple Story problem. He seems to be doing better. We'll have a calendar in v5 to so we can put different colored stickers to show how good ramza is doing.
Photos? Umm... well let me see your I.D. to make sure you're over 18.

Yes.
It is.
JoD

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