| Section | Type | Title | Author | Date |
| Cortex | Other | Room for Improvement | Stick | 08/02/2004 |
| A brief lesson in basic English. |
| Cortex | Rant | Gary Bag #1 | Gary | 08/02/2004 |
| The first of the infamous Gary-Bags. |
| Cortex | Rant | Final Fantasy: The Next One | stick | 08/02/2004 |
| Some kind of rant about Final Fantasy. |
| Cortex | Rant | Complaints | stick | 08/02/2004 |
| A very old rant about this site "dieing". |
| Cortex | Rant | Gary Bag #2 | Gary | 08/02/2004 |
| The second Gary-Bag. |
| Cortex | Humour | How to Catch Crayfishes | seph | 08/02/2004 |
| An informative guide on how to fish. |
| Cortex | Humour | How to Cook Crayfish | seph | 08/02/2004 |
| An informative guide on how to cook. |
| Cortex | Humour | How to Eat Crayfishes | seph | 08/02/2004 |
| An informative guide on how to eat. |
| Cortex | Other | Learn to play guitar #1 | Lyndon | 08/02/2004 |
| Guitar guide. |
| Cortex | Humour | Guide to 'ull | Area 51 + gary | 08/02/2004 |
| Gary's hometown of fear |
| Cortex | Rant | Fuk The Schew. Fuk Teh Musik. | losl | 08/02/2004 |
| losl rants a bit about subcultures. |
| Cortex | Other | AlkalineTrio at the Astoria | Lyndon | 08/02/2004 |
| Concert review |
| Cortex | Other | Make a simple midi | Lyndon | 08/02/2004 |
| Music tutorial. |
| Cortex | News | FF7: AC & Square Enix Outlook | losl | 08/02/2004 |
| FF7 AC rant |
| Cortex | Rant | Hello Jocks | losl | 08/02/2004 |
| Another rant by losl. |
| Cortex | Rant | Gary Bag #3 | Gary | 08/02/2004 |
| The third Gary-Bag. |
| Cortex | Rant | ps3? No way | losl | 08/02/2004 |
| A dire warning |
| Cortex | Humour | How To Extort Your Friends In Three Easy Steps | Tumble_Weed | 08/02/2004 |
| A guide on the economic advantages of social competence |
| Cortex | News | Beginners Guide to Playing Music | seph | 08/02/2004 |
| Music guide |
| Cortex | Humour | The Words That Oxford Rejected | Tumble_Weed | 08/02/2004 |
| A vocabularic masterpiece |
| Cortex | News | Tumbletastic Tuesday CD Review #3 - Less Than Jake- Losing Streak | Tumble_weed | 08/02/2004 |
| A music review |
| Cortex | Other | New Makers | Steel Angel | 08/02/2004 |
| This article is very outdated, but may be interesting to some. New rpg and game makers in 2004. |
| Cortex | Rant | Blade2k Cross Word | Tumble_Weed | 08/02/2004 |
| The title says all. |
| Cortex | News | Tumbletastic Tuesday CD Review #5 - NOFX- Pump Up The Valuum | Tumble_Weed | 08/02/2004 |
| A music review. |
| Cortex | Rant | How to properly submit for review | Ramza | 08/02/2004 |
| An important guide. |
| Cortex | News | Tumbletastic Tuesday CD Review #4 - Millencolin-Home From Home | Tumble_Weed | 08/02/2004 |
| Another tumbletastic review. |
| Cortex | Other | Get To Know Losl | By Tumble_Weed ( | 08/02/2004 |
| Staff interview |
| Cortex | News | Tumbletastic CD Review #7 Alkaline Trio - Good Mourning | Tumble_Weed | 08/02/2004 |
| Music review. |
| Cortex | Other | Learn 1337 | Dream[MoRpHeUs] | 08/02/2004 |
| WARNING please do not read this. |
| Cortex | Rant | The Solar System, History of. | Gary | 08/02/2004 |
| The canon version of cosmic history |
| Cortex | Rant | Reasons why FFT is better then FFTA | Ramza | 08/02/2004 |
| A relevant article |
| Cortex | News | Tumbletastic CD Review #8 Anti-Flag - Underground Network | Tumble_Weed | 08/02/2004 |
| Music reviews for the masses |
| Cortex | News | Tumbletastic Tuesday CD #9 | Tumble_weed, Zac | 08/02/2004 |
| A cooperative review |
| Cortex | Other | Morpheus' Review From Hell #1: Custom Robo | Morpheus | 08/02/2004 |
| A game review |
| Cortex | Humour | Heavyblade gets interviewed! | Devinfire | 08/02/2004 |
| Staff interview |
| Cortex | Humour | Interview with Morpheus | Devinfire | 08/02/2004 |
| Another staff interview |
| Cortex | Humour | Ramza gets interviewed | Devinfire | 08/02/2004 |
| Devinfire, the staff reviewer! |
| Cortex | News | The Blue Review-1st Round Draft Picks | Blue | 08/02/2004 |
| Blue's reviews |
| Cortex | Rant | Morpheus' Review From Hell #2: Transformers | Morpheus | 08/02/2004 |
| Another game review by morpheus |
| Cortex | Rant | Morpheus' Review From Hell #3: Shining Force: Ressurection of the Dark Dragon | Morpheus | 08/02/2004 |
| Morpheus has reviewed again |
| Cortex | Other | Blue Review 3 and 4 | Blue | 08/02/2004 |
| Blue Review |
| Cortex | News | Tumbletastic Tuesday CD Review #11-Punk O Rama Volume 9 | Tumble_Weed | 08/02/2004 |
| Music review |
| Cortex | News | CD Review: Muse [Absolution] | Gary | 08/02/2004 |
| Gary is The Reviewer |
| Cortex | Humour | The Perverts Guidebook | Devinfire | 08/04/2004 |
| The best advice to be found about being a pervert. |
| Cortex | Other | Soda rating-Pepsi Holiday Spice Cola, and others. | Devinfire | 11/07/2004 |
| Pepsi released a limited edition cola, and a nev flavor of Mountian dew.
Read on to find out if it is worth money.
Jolt pwns. |
| Cortex | News | How to play the mario tabs. | arthuryanthar | 06/04/2005 |
| Here is the tabs on how to play Mario. |
| Cortex | Humour | Blue\'s guide to stuff #1: Arkansas. | blue | 07/04/2005 |
| Here is an easy, 15 point guide for visiting Arkansas, the most insignificant state in the U.S.
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| Cortex | Other | How to Connect to Blade2k IRC channel | HeavyBlade | 09/14/2005 |
| Tells you how to connect to our IRC channel. |
| Cortex | Humour | Words of Wisdom | Archangel | 11/15/2005 |
| A few quick tips on surviving the drudgery and torment of life |
| Cortex | Humour | 10 Ways to Make a Name for Yourself on Blade2k | Agent_47 | 12/09/2005 |
| 10 ways to make a name for yourself on Blade2k (not proven) |
| Cortex | Other | How to kill time for Christmas (or any other occasion) | blue | 12/24/2005 |
| nope, gotta read the whole thing |
| Cortex | Humour | Ten ways to get yourself banned from B2K | Agent_47 | 12/25/2005 |
| A wholly unnecessary guide |
| Cortex | Rant | The Growing Problem With Spam | Agent_47 | 12/25/2005 |
| Yeah, I thought I\'d like it when spam took over B2k. |
| Cortex | News | blue\'s interviews #1: JonathanOfDrain | blue | 01/04/2006 |
| The first in a series of interviews by blue. |
| Cortex | Humour | blue\'s interviews #3: Mystic | blue | 01/08/2006 |
| Part three in my series of interviews. Part two hasnt been started yet. |
| Cortex | News | blue\\\'s interviews #2: RPGVirtuoso | blue | 02/05/2006 |
| what. winamp skipped a number, so can i. i even went back to the number i skipped. |
| Cortex | News | Half Life 2 CONTINUES! | Neko-Sama | 06/21/2006 |
| Stuff about Half Life 2 : Episode 2 (WARNING!!! THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SPOILERS!!) |
| Cortex | News | Bail Mag 1# | JonathanOfDrain | 08/06/2006 |
| Celebrate MAIL BAG #1
E-mail your questions and fanart to JoD at Jonnie_Zombie[at]hotmail.com |
| Cortex | Humour | Mail Bag #2 | JonathanOfDrain | 08/11/2006 |
| Mail Bag #2
Filled with helpful hints on living. |
| Cortex | News | The 10 most annoying things to get on people\'s nerves | EnKA | 08/13/2006 |
| The title says it all. |
| Cortex | News | The Creation of News | Devinfire | 08/16/2006 |
| An inside look at what goes into newsposts |
| Cortex | Rant | Hell\'s Gates Open | Devinfire | 08/16/2006 |
| The long awaited event unfolds... |
| Cortex | Humour | Mail Bag #3 | JonathanOfDrain | 11/11/2006 |
| Another mail thing. I need more questions to shoot these out more often. If you enjoy it please send me a BMS, an IM or even an e-mail. |
| Cortex | Humour | Top Ten Ways To Annoy People During Chess | SilverMoon | 10/27/2006 |
| As Suprema of Northern Scotland and regular member of my chess club I\'ve found many amusing ways to annoy your opponent. |
| Cortex | Humour | Mail Bag #4 | JonathanOfDrain | 12/31/2006 |
| Jon explains the meaning of life to us.
Happy New Years |
| Cortex | News | Downloading RPG Maker | mooty | 12/07/2007 |
| A noobs guide to getting RPG Maker! |
| Cortex | News | MailBag2k.net #4 | JonathanOfDrain | 01/17/2009 |
| Compiled Questions from blade2k users spanning many subjects. |
