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Punk Ninja
Developed By: Odium
Review By: Ramza
Written on: Thursday, September, 18th, 2003 at 10:54:06 pm
Rating: 10%
Site: here
System: RPG Maker 2000
Download: here


Gameplay
1/10
Default everything was used. The game was mostly meaningless mashing of the spacebar. The hero was a lame attempt at something funny, that really wasn't so great. Some fights were super hard, while others left me scratching my head going "wtf is this?"... Of course, that was my reaction for most of the game.

Graphics
1/10
Pretty much everything in the game was RTP... or RTP 1.32 add-on... The maps were designed horribly, and what few graphics I did see that were not RTP, weren't so great either... Clearly the creator has never tried to play his own game... if he had, he would have noticed the eye-shattering RTP that was used quite abundantly...

Sound
3/10
There were not many sound effects to mention... The cursor movement had no sound, the cursor selection had none either... Battle animations were also soundless.... It's as if the creator left out the sounds to save space or something... The music was mostly default, with a few other tracks thrown in there... The battle and gameover musics were wav files, and as such they were very repetitive... The Battle music was rockin' though...

Story
2/10
Story? Does the creator of this game know the meaning of this word? I think not... The game starts off with no intro sequences at all, just the player standing beside his airship, and muttering somethign about girls. The game was an obvious attempt at humour, although I found it quite lame and repetitive. The main character's name was Alex, and he was a "chick magnet" or so he likes to think... sad really...

Unquitity
1/10
I think this game was pretty unique in the aspect that the story was so lame that it hurts. The blinding graphics, the lack of sounds, and the blaring RTP music, all contribute in their own way to this poor mark... Sad to say that this was an entire game... (from what I could tell)

Conclusion
Don't go anywhere near this game... unless you like RTP graphics, and rockin' battle music... The gameover tune was just someone saying "fuck" over and over again... Err, the game was obviously an attempt to be funny, so if not for anything else, download it to laugh a bit... I didn't find it funny, but you might...

1 + 1 + 3 + 2 + 1 = 7/50 = 14/100

this is sad... very very sad...

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